War Machine vs. War Horse


Prophetic Visions
Loyalty Amongst Spies
Building A Sports Team
Birth of a New Intelligence
Infidelity in Film
Movie Reboots
The Effect of Neighbors
The Big Damn Lizard Apocalypse
Disney Sports Movies
Time Travel
Dark Modernized Fairy Tales
Western Comedies
Guiding Your Destiny Through The Temporal Lobes
Doomed Young Love
There Be Dragons Here
80s TV to Film
80s Action Figures to Film
The Movies That Possess Us
The Big Damn Monkey Apocalypse
Bottled Up Badasses
Sex Tapes Are Fun & Scary
Anarchy On The Silver Screen
Greeks Gone Wild
Luc Besson's Badass Ladies
Kickstart My Heart With Zach Braff
Unlikely Heroes in an Unlikely Adventure
Confess to Death
The John le Carre Films That Came From Books
Turtle Power Hour
Jon Hamm & Brad Pitt's The Impostors
Old Guys Gettin' Too Old For This
A Magical Rivalry
The Kids From Dystopia
(Foot)Balls To Inspire You
A Dame To Kill For
Chef & Child
A Linklater To The Past
A Troubled Marriage, A Troubled Vacation
A Choice in Sci-Fi
Kidnapping Films That Are Kind of Funny
The Crimes of Dennis Lehane
Musical Genius & Madness
The Kids In The Maze
Podcasting The Meaning of Life
One Night Stand w/ Machine & Horse
Death & Dysfunction w/ Siblings
Creepy Doll Cinema
Search Party of Daughter
Girls Gone Vanished
Family Law Practice
Dracula Told (A Few Times)
The Dog Dies
Films That Tank
Battle of Board Games
Relationships With Robots
The Cad and The Kid
Devilish Heroes
The Internet Will Punch You In The Face
After Batman
Sensational Sensationalists
Killer Earths Make Nerds Mad
A Boy and His Robot
Self-Destruct To Comedic Success
The Future of Film
Arrested Development (Not the Terrible Netflix Season)
Sequels That Were A Little Slow
The Hunger Games Are Overdone
Kevin Spacey is a Horrible Boss
Bands You Should Know (And Mike Didn't)
Romancing The Biopic
Perfect (Podcast) Art
Paranoid Pioneers of the '70s
Women in Westerns
Death in a Dysfunctional Family
Moses at the Movies
Evil Books Make You Evil Dead
Peter Jackson Likes 'Em Long
Movies at the Museum
Orphans Are Creepy and Tobey
Julianne Moore Acting Affliction
Unemployed With Friends & Family
Paradise Podcast Lost
Into the Wild with Witherspoon for 127 Hours
Whistling With Whistleblowers
Methods of Political Assassination
Gambling on Gambling Addict Movies
Comedians Are Creepy At Sports
An Enigmatic Podcast About Enigma Movies
Forging A Fake Art Podcast
Sex and Life After Divorce
A Top Five Podcast with a Top Five
Military Movie Stories of Survival
The War Abroad and At Home
For Sports Docs and Country
Stalking With Technology
Harold Is A Lolita
Investigators of Their Times
Hack The Podcast Planet
Charming But Creepy Guests
Couples in Cabins in The Woods
Fairy Tale Orgy
Johnny Depp Without the Ham
Putting on a Podcast Production
He Said, She Said on The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby
Moving Back Home
Girls Weekend in the Woods
Time Traveling with Tom and a Terminator
A Podcast Playlist of Movies, Music, and Heartbreak
Abandoned Films
Princess of Studio Ghibli
War at Studio Ghibli
Mickey Rourke's 80s Hair Dominates
Mark Millar at the Movies
Behind Enemy Lines At The Movies
The Love of The Con
Haunted by Hollywood
Our Podcast Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
Talking About Talky Romance Talkies
A Stranger in a Strange Small Town
Dueling Writers Retreat
Joining Cult Movies
Life in Front of and Behind the Camera
Boy Meets World
Handsome Bears
Furious Furries Play Field Hockey
Personal and Professional Problems of Silver Foxes & Handsome Bears
Vehicular Vengeance
Plotting the Perfect Hitchcock Murder
Bad Twin
Faking a Podcast About Fake Movies About Fake Movies
Murder in Paradise
Music Movies That Won't Fade Away
Ageism at the Movies
Protest Pictures
Responsibility With Robots
Man on Man Action in a Sub
Vampire Comedies
A Competition Between Music Competition Films
Apocalypse in Australia
Animation Directors Leap to Live Action
Haunted Remakes
Cameron Crowe's Professional Meltdowns
The Podcast Centipede
Small Towns with Big Secrets
Talk Show Breakdown
Return to Jurassic Park
Anthology of Revenge
Filmed From Inside the Human Body
One Last Party at the Movies
Film Families on the Lake
Recreating Movie Moments
Rebooting The Terminator
Dancing for Dollars
All About Age and Stardom
Let Miller's Minions In
Small Thieves, Big Heists
Sex With Judd Apatow
Missing Love Movies
Triumph and Tragedy in Boxing Films
A Cruise Conspiracy With McQuarrie
Rebooting the Super Hero
Keeping Murder in the Family
Zombie Love Stories
Cinematic Change for Love
Kids and Crooked Cops
Sleepers Awaken
The Greta Gerwig Effect
Bonds in a Breakdown
On the Road with On the Road Films
Musical Identity in Biopics
Old Person Homes Are Scary
The Benefactor Factor
Rats of Boston
Man vs. The Elements
The Role of The Grandparent
The Pressure of Chess
Drug Control at the Cinema
Old Dogs and Young Pups in the Workplace
Survival in Space
Invading Home Invasion Movies
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Adrenaline Rush
Imagining and Reimagining Peter Pan
Creepy Marriages with a Third Party
Steve Jobs: The Man in This Podcast
Life Inside the Pop Culture Bubble
Differences in the Kitchen
Tracking Cannibals
Man and Animal Living Together
Time Outside the Marital Home
Spectre Appears
Deceptive Characters in Love
Mother & Child in Rooms
The Movie Podcast Experiment
The Creed of Rocky
A Podcast Christmas Party
The Gift of the Bullied
Too Big, Then Fail
Covering a Cover-up
Traveling Through a Marriage
Small Defeats Between Two Worlds
Sea Beasts Killed the Movie Star
A Home For Arrested Development
Tinkering With the Star Wars Hyperdrive
All That Haynes Allows in Film Heaven
Before the Cinematic Crash
Life Changing Inventions for Inventors
Paranoia with Kurt Russell & Quentin Tarantino
The Danger of Professional Football
Escape to the Magic Hour
A Portal to Charlie Kaufman's Head
Sex Addiction at the Movies
Turning the Tables on Home Invaders
Living Dolls
The Authors of Marriage
Rock Star Immortality in Film
Jane Austen's Cinematic Universe
Fixers in Film
Ryan Reynolds Talks Too Much
The Cinematic Single Life
Creators Bringing Their Creations Back to Life
Plot Against Perfection
Cops Using Cops
The Choices of Malick
Fast Talking Foxes
Comedically Covering a War
Monsters Inside and Out
Hunting Down Memories
Youth and Responsibility
A Battle of Exes
Distance From a Killing
The Timing of Romance
Crafting a Country Music Persona
Taking a Film Character's Life Apart
Ideas From Kevin Costner
Emily Blunt's Plotting Sisters
Waiting With Salesmen
Performing With a Threat of Violence
Cold Feet and Other Body Horror
Podcast Purgatory with Colin Farrell
The Relationship Between Tenants and Landlords
Lives Suspended by the Loss of Youth
Death and Motherhood with Penelope Cruz
A Podcast Plan for Divorced Couples
A Sporting Escape from Small Towns
Clowns Are Scary and Scared
Managing Talent at the Movies
A Land Invasion by Sea Creatures
Life Inspiring Dead Bodies
An Animated Life Process
Richard Linklater's Youth
On the Run with Fathers & Sons
The Filmmaking & Voyeurism of Brian De Palma
The Films That Stare at Goats
The Threat of Movie Lighting
Surrogacy on the Silver Screen
A Woody Allen Threesome
A Father's Revenge Flick
Stand in the Corner and Watch The Blair Witch
Female Flicks with Money
Presidents in Love
Kevin Smith's States
Fashionable Feuds in Film
The Girls Who Can't Go Home Again
Accounting for Cinematic Crime
Off the Grid with Viggo Mortensen
The Holocaust Denial Episode That Can't Be Denied
One Man Reflections
The Cinematic Place of Wendy Reichardt and Michelle Williams
Dakota Fanning and Domestic Terror
Communication with Bastardized Translations
A True-ish New York Anthology Podcast
In the Mood for Scandalous Love
Vulnerability in Male Sexuality
The Threat of an Author
Gun Control Cinema
The Other Brother
A Powerful Response to Death
Singing, Dancing, and Dreaming in Hollywood
Where Wild Things Call on Children Make Sure to Let the Right One In
Split Decisions of Youth
Cinema Beside History
Con Artist Lesbian Capers
Annette Bening and Mothers
Martin Scorsese's Faith in Film
Michael Pena's Partners in Law
Tall, Dark and Assassin
The Girl with All the Gifts Episode with Girls with All the Gifts
Drive to Save the Girl
Home Invasion with Melanie Lynskey
Middle Aged Men in Affairs of the Young
The Day of Shooting Films
Danny Boyle and Ewan McGregor's Collaboration in Crime
Frights of Fancy Schools
Second Chances in an Accidental Afterlife
Loving the Look of Terrence Malick in Texas
Preachin' Against Children
Everyone Hates Heigl
Our Future Identity
Not So Safe Deposit Boxes
The Age of High Speed Heists
Abducted Into Australian Crime Cinema
A Podcast Plan For Wedding Movies
Bridesmaids Behaving Badly
Con Men Get Conned
The Outside Influences of Onscreen Couples
The Fate of a Fan's Choice
First Contact Films
Expanding the Family Films
Don't Play Games with Jason Bateman
Tobey Maguire is an Asshole
Socialism Makes It Hard To Be Social (Except in Podcasting)



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On this episode we talk relationships with robots. In BLADE RUNNER we have Harrison Ford meeting cute with a very acrobatic Darryl Hannah replicant, and in HER we have Joaquin Phoenix who is unable to make it work with Rooney Mara and Olivia Wilde, but finds his soul mate in the hottest smartphone ever invented where Siri is played by Scarlett Johanssen. But first, the newest look at human relationships with robots, Antonia Banderas dances away desert depression in AUTOMATA.

GUEST: Coolness from the podcast PODGRAVY joins us to talk about standing at the abyss of the robot apocalypse, and laughing at it.

Direct download: Ep._56_-_Automata_Blade_Runner_vs._Her.mp3
Category:Relationships With Robots -- posted at: 10:40pm EDT

Ep. 55 - Ouija (Clue vs. Battleship)

We break out the board games, which is just about as nerdy as podcasting. Michael Bay is the inspiration for this nerdery, with the new OUIJA film being yet another check to cash for the man while he takes breaks from terrible TRANSFORMERS movies. But as we will see later in the episode, Bay influences films he actually had no hand in with BATTLESHIP. Thankfully we've got a game of CLUE in between.

GUEST: Shawn Pryor of The Black Box podcast joins us and explains that BATTLESHIP classifies as its own genre of badness in film.

Direct download: Ep._55_-_Ouija_Clue_vs._Battleship.mp3
Category:Battle of Board Games -- posted at: 6:32pm EDT

Ep. 54 - Fury (Sahara vs. The Beast of War)

We get our perfect tank crew together, under the command of Brad Pitt's hair in FURY, aided by the desert charisma of Humphrey Bogart in SAHARA, and the book smarts of Jason Patric in THE BEAST OF WAR. Add in a horse driving the tank, and it's a perfect episode of War Machine vs. War Horse.

GUEST: JD Duran of InSession Film graciously allows us to discuss his own hair style this episode, and we think we have him talked into The Wardaddy look.

Direct download: Ep._54_-_Fury_Sahara_vs._The_Beast_of_War.mp3
Category:Films That Tank -- posted at: 8:08pm EDT

Ep. 53 - John Wick (Hachi vs. Frankenweenie)

In this episode of War Machine vs. War Horse, the dog dies. This also is the premise for Keanu Reeves to go on a rampage of revenge in the new release JOHN WICK, as do we against cinema that portrays this act that is known to produce tears the world over. The two dog hating films we take to task are 2009's HACHI and 2012's FRANKENWEENIE. Thankfully the former has the very handsome Richard Gere, and the latter is a visual feast of a film even without the beauty of Gere.

Direct download: Ep._53_-_John_Wick_Hachi_vs._Frankenweenie.mp3
Category:The Dog Dies -- posted at: 10:36pm EDT

Ep. 52 - Dracula Untold (Dracula vs. Bram Stoker's Dracula)

On this episode, like the new release DRACULA UNTOLD, we attempt to find new blood in a story that has been bled dry. This character's story has been told before in cinema, going back so far as 1931 when Bela Lugosi put on the cape, up to 1992 when Gary Oldman put on MANY different costumes in the Coppola version of Dracula. All three films attempt to do different things with the character, they don't all succeed, but all three do feature a more attractive looking vampiric lead than NOSFERATU. In true War Machine vs. War Horse fashion, that may be setting the bar very low.

GUEST: Congo Rilla of the podcast Soiled Restroom Cinema joins us to discuss the appropriate apology a vampiric werewolf should give his lady when he is caught in the act with another woman.

Ep. 51 - The Judge (My Cousin Vinny vs. Conviction)

It's guilty until proven innocent on our latest episode, as we plead our cases in a couple of courtrooms. We offer a flimsy defense for two films where family defend their own in a court of law with My Cousin Vinny and Conviction, but in true War Machine vs. War Horse fashion, one will fry. First though a little pre-trial hearing with the new release The Judge.

GUEST: Peter from Hydrate Level Four and The Flash Pod joins us to talk Academy Award conspiracy theories and where to record for the best podcasting acoustics.

Direct download: Ep._51_-_The_Judge_My_Cousin_Vinny_vs._Conviction.mp3
Category:Family Law Practice -- posted at: 12:27pm EDT

Ep. 50 - Gone Girl (The Lady Vanishes vs. The Vanishing)

On this episode we talk about girls... who are gone. And if you think that was clever, in true War Machine vs. War Horse fashion we cleverly found two other films about women gone missing, simply by searching for two films that both have the word "vanish" in the title. Thankfully for our listeners, this episode goes a little more in depth than that as this may be the best triple feature we have ever presented on our podcast. This being our 50th episode and all, we thought we'd treat ourselves and went with 1938's THE LADY VANISHES & 1988's THE VANISHING, followed by David Fincher's much anticipated GONE GIRL.

Direct download: Ep._50_-_Gone_Girl_The_Lady_Vanishes_vs._The_Vanishing.mp3
Category:Girls Gone Vanished -- posted at: 9:31am EDT

Ep. 49 - White Bird In A Blizzard (The Burning Plain vs. Winter's Bone)

WHITE BIRD IN A BLIZZARD inspires us to go on the search with three different daughters in search of their missing parent. In 2009's THE BURNING PLAIN, Jennifer Lawrence becomes suspicious of her mother's activities away from the family and discovers an affair that will affect the rest of her life, while on a much smaller scale we once again see Jennifer Lawrence in WINTER'S BONE, searching for her missing father, whose absence from appearing in court will cause her family to lose their home. Shailene Woodley keeps the episode from becoming a J-Law trifecta, but unfortunately she can not stop the lack of men's hair on film to discuss in this episode.

GUEST: Britt from Eclectic Pop joins us to discuss rewatchability in films, and how WINTER'S BONE is not a cinematic world she wants to visit often.

Ep. 48 - Annabelle (Magic vs. Child's Play)

ANNABELLE does not inspire us to collect dolls, but two other creepy dolls in cinema from MAGIC & CHILD'S PLAY might. However it is an unfair fight as only one film has Ann-Margret and company.

GUEST: Congo Rilla from the Signals of Fury podcast Soiled Restroom Cinema, joins us to offer creepy doll defense techniques.

Direct download: Ep._48_-_Annabelle_Magic_vs._Childs_Play.mp3
Category:Creepy Doll Cinema -- posted at: 9:58pm EDT

Ep. 47 - The Skeleton Twins (You Can Count On Me vs. The Savages)

THE SKELETON TWINS inspires us to grow up with the siblings from 2000's YOU CAN COUNT ON ME and the 2007 release THE SAVAGES. Like the siblings in these films, we attempt adulthood, but somewhere along the way we fail, have us a good cry with some other films that may surprise you, and go to a very dark place by discussing the ending of REQUIEM FOR A DREAM at the end of this episode.

Join Shane Conner, Michael Denniston, and Christopher Maynard as they discuss which one of us will become the heel for War Machine vs. War Horse.